Appropriate Cat Calls

It is suggested that cat calls are inappropriate.I call my cat all the time – whats wrong with that? But, my cat calls me.Particularly when he wants a pat or food. What I then call him is…Inappropriate.

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Cow Butt Plugs

PROBLEM: It is alleged that cow farts damage the the ozone layer.SOLUTION: Stick butt plugs up cow’s asses. PROBLEM: They will eventually explode.SOLUTION: “Rustic” cuts of meat.

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Belly Button Business

I’ve always wondered why I have a belly button.If it is a “button”, it must do something.Ahhh… I know… Press a girl’s belly button and you’ll get a sigh.Press a boy’s belly button and you’ll get a smack in the mouth. Here endith the lesson.

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