A bloke said to me the other day, “Want some shit?”I said “Excuse me?”He said “Do you want some shit?”I said “What kind of shit?”He said “Columbian shit!”I said “Columbian shit?”He said “Yes. Columbian shit!”I said “shit!”He said “Yes, but Columbian shit”I said “Let me get this straight. You got shit from Columbia, transported the… Continue reading Shitty Stories
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SHIT –Special High Intensity TrainingPppptt – crap, up the shit, uselessBackward – not forward (ya dumbass)TWIT – Total Wanker In TrainingGoneski – Gone skiing
When foreplaying (and I’m not speaking about golf), it’s important NOT to give mixed signals.Thus, if I touch your boobs you will say “Don’t”.If I touch your down under you will say “Stop”.
When you annoy someone, they might say “I’ll knock you into next week”. Then I’ll reply with “Do it!, this week is crap”.
I was watching a movie the other day and the protagonist said “Watch out, there is always a cracked pot around”.I said to him “Pots belong in the kitchen. And what’s a cracked pot gonna do? It’s cracked!… Dumbass…”.