Do fish sneeze?
How much dirt is there in a hole that is 3 feet deep, 6 feet long, and 4 feet wide?
None, because a hole does not have any dirt inside
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what do four and five make?
Nine
Why was six sad?
Because seven eight nine
Beth’s mother has three daughters. One is called Lara, the other one is Sara. What is the name of the third daughter?
Beth
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?
None of them, because policemen do not put out fires; firemen do
If you were running a race and passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?
Second place
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