Observations from an unnamed shopping centre

I saw an assistant from a shop take a large bag of rubbish to the large bin (outside the shop).
On the way back she consulted her watch and pressed some buttons on it.
I am sure that she was making a record of how long it took her to take the rubbish out. Why? Because, next rubbish run would be slower I’m sure.

A shop assistant was standing a short distance from, but not at the checkout console. A customer was waiting for the assistant to approach the console so that his goods could be checked out.
I said the customer “She doesn’t bite”, whereas the customer approached the assistant.
The customer the then said “Sorry, I thought you were…”
Sorry? Sorry for what?
Sorry that he disturbed the assistant from her doing sfa?
I’ll tell you who would be sorry.
The assistant! Because I would see her boss to tell that the assistant didn’t say “Can I help you?” and the shop would be sorry that they missed my spending $ there because I would have walked out.

Putting a “Do not touch” sign on an object makes you want to touch it doesn’t it?

Attractions to buy a pair of headphones.

  • Hands free
  • Easy listening

    My comment: I wouldn’t have known.

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