Don’t you hate those “talk to the camera” shows where the presenter says:
“We are ALL working hard on the house”
I say: Bullshit! YOU are talking crap to us.
“This view is amazing!”
I say: Only YOU can see it, I can’t, so rub it in ya’ prick.
“We hope you enjoy the following show”
I say: And what if I don’t? Do I get a refund?
