Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
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“I’m
sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the
responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)
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[Frank offers Tanya a cigarette]
Frank Drebin: Cigarette?
Tanya Peters: Yes, I know.
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“Wilma,
I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will
rest one minute until he’s behind bars. Now, let’s grab a bite to eat.”
The Naked Gun (1988)
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“Looks like the cows have come home to roost.”
The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
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“I couldn’t believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her – that delicately beautiful face and a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say, “Hey! Look at these!””
Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
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“Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
Naked Gun 33 ½: The Final Insult (1994)
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“It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!”
The Naked Gun (1988)
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“Real nice party, Hapsburg. I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.”
Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
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“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.”
Naked Gun 33 ½: The Final Insult (1994)
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“It’s fourth and fifteen and you’re looking at a full-court press.”
The Naked Gun (1988)
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“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.”
The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
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“You take a chance getting up in every morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.”
The Naked Gun (1988)
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“I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.”
Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear (1991)
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“It’s true what they say – ‘Cops and women don’t mix’. It’s like eating a spoonful of
Drano. Sure it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.”
The Naked Gun (1988)
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“Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It’s just I won’t ever see you again.”
Naked Gun 33 ½: The Final Insult (1994)
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