Author: Simon Says

There’s always a crack pot around

I was watching a movie the other day and the protagonist said “Watch out, there is always a cracked pot around”.I said to him “Pots belong in the kitchen. And what’s a cracked pot gonna do? It’s cracked!… Dumbass…”.

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Things to say in the Toilet

Here I am broken heartedTried hard, but only farted. Come on, come on you can do it. Is that all you’ve got? Bombs away! Fire machine guns!

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Chamber People

Chamber (noun): a natural or artificial enclosed space or cavity (as in BED Chamber) Chamber Maid (noun): (a) an unmarried girl or woman especially when (virginal) young (b) a woman or girl employed to do domestic work Moral of the Story: A Chamber Maid can assist me anytime! 😉

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E=Mc2 is a lot!

I’ve been thinking about Einstein’s E=mc2 Presume 1Kg wood (m)Presume c = 299 792 458 metres per secondTherefore c2 = 89875517873681760 m/s (v)E=mc2 = 1 x c2 = c2. Convert to joules of energy (KE = 0.5m X v2)KE = 4.0388043565312E+33 JKE = 4038804356531200000000000000000000 J Convert J to TNT equivalent.9.6529740834876E+23 Tons Of TNT965 297 408… Continue reading E=Mc2 is a lot!

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A Good Swear To Start

Recently Anthony Albanese and his Ministers were sworn in.Does that mean they needed to swear before they began their duties?Thats not a good start is it?

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Watching Others Watching Others is Popular

I have noticed the rise of programs that have people either watching TV or watching watching movies.It doesn’t matter how they are watching these programs, people watching TV via a local program called Googlebox, or people watching movies via youtube. Some examples include: (and no I’m not giving you the URL’s)I am a SOBBING MESS… Continue reading Watching Others Watching Others is Popular

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The Journey Begins

I support Free Speech. What is Social Commentry? “Social commentry is an element of a narrative that levels a comment — usually a critique — on societal issues or general society as a whole. Any issue relating to or ingrained aspect of a society can be a target. The presentation of social commentary can range… Continue reading The Journey Begins

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