When I was a kid I used to watch Sesame Street.I liked Burt and Ernie but I especially liked the monsters.Monsters included: The Count, Mr. Snufiluficus, Cookie Monster, Groucho and Big Bird. Now of course, dear reader, these monsters must’ve been nice because we wouldn’t want monsters to be scaring the kids. Knowing this, it… Continue reading Sesame Street monsters are nice
Whilst I disclaim I am not a Doctor, I would like to present a short summary of how I believe the vax works, it’s ingredients and other misc. information. The critical ingredient of the vax a piece of mRNA genetic material that instructs the body to make a particular type of protein (called a spike… Continue reading How the Covid-19 Vaccine Works
Some say telling the truth will always make things better.Well allow me to tell you a story otherwise.I was coming out of a late night eatery, and, per chance, I happen to begin following two young girls.One of them said “I hope you aren’t following us”. Telling the truth I said “Yes”.A short time later,… Continue reading The truth is good for some, but not for others…
It is, of course, a persons perfect right NOT to want the Covid-19 vaccine. But this is subject to a legitimate reason not to do so. eg. A medical reason, a religous reason, etc.But not wanting to take the virus just because you dont want to be told what do so is not a legitimate… Continue reading My verbalisation on the Covid-19 Virus
It is suggested that cat calls are inappropriate.I call my cat all the time – whats wrong with that? But, my cat calls me.Particularly when he wants a pat or food. What I then call him is…Inappropriate.
PROBLEM: It is alleged that cow farts damage the the ozone layer.SOLUTION: Stick butt plugs up cow’s asses. PROBLEM: They will eventually explode.SOLUTION: “Rustic” cuts of meat.
I’ve always wondered why I have a belly button.If it is a “button”, it must do something.Ahhh… I know… Press a girl’s belly button and you’ll get a sigh.Press a boy’s belly button and you’ll get a smack in the mouth. Here endith the lesson.
Should we come across a lamp (and the obligatory genie), we would want our 3 wishes. Stuff like a nice car, a million dollars and pay no taxes forever would be on your list. But I would only want ONE wish (and it’s not world peace): I would wish for an infinite wishes. Cheers.
It is alleged that female teens’ (13-19 age) two favourite words are“like” and “oh my god”.Like, omg, is that true?
At an unnamed restaurant, I spotted a Sticky Date Pudding advertised on a poster.I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer a “Sticky” date.Preferably during the date, but not after the date. Happy dating!