Recently, I had an accident on my bike.The bike stopped suddenly and I went over the handlebars.Now that I have recovered, I thought to have a serious talk with the bike. I talked to the bike and said “Don’t be stopping suddenly, OK?” Then I thought wtf am I doing? The bike won ONCE by… Continue reading My Bike wins! (twice!)
A recent search for “digital camera” at an unnamed retailerproduced the following results.You’ll see that not even one result comes close to the search term! Errr… Well maybe the bras (p.3,7,8) that you might want use a “digital camera” to take a picture of!
The wacky world of bureaucrats. A solar powered street light! How is this going to work…… at night?!…and what are you gonna with that light?Find your keys at best?
A bloke said to me the other day, “Want some shit?”I said “Excuse me?”He said “Do you want some shit?”I said “What kind of shit?”He said “Columbian shit!”I said “Columbian shit?”He said “Yes. Columbian shit!”I said “shit!”He said “Yes, but Columbian shit”I said “Let me get this straight. You got shit from Columbia, transported the… Continue reading Shitty Stories
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SHIT –Special High Intensity TrainingPppptt – crap, up the shit, uselessBackward – not forward (ya dumbass)TWIT – Total Wanker In TrainingGoneski – Gone skiing
When foreplaying (and I’m not speaking about golf), it’s important NOT to give mixed signals.Thus, if I touch your boobs you will say “Don’t”.If I touch your down under you will say “Stop”.
When you annoy someone, they might say “I’ll knock you into next week”. Then I’ll reply with “Do it!, this week is crap”.
I was watching a movie the other day and the protagonist said “Watch out, there is always a cracked pot around”.I said to him “Pots belong in the kitchen. And what’s a cracked pot gonna do? It’s cracked!… Dumbass…”.
Here I am broken heartedTried hard, but only farted. Come on, come on you can do it. Is that all you’ve got? Bombs away! Fire machine guns!