I was watching a movie the other day and the protagonist said “Watch out, there is always a cracked pot around”.I said to him “Pots belong in the kitchen. And what’s a cracked pot gonna do? It’s cracked!… Dumbass…”.
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Things to say in the Toilet
Here I am broken heartedTried hard, but only farted. Come on, come on you can do it. Is that all you’ve got? Bombs away! Fire machine guns!
Chamber People
Chamber (noun): a natural or artificial enclosed space or cavity (as in BED Chamber) Chamber Maid (noun): (a) an unmarried girl or woman especially when (virginal) young (b) a woman or girl employed to do domestic work Moral of the Story: A Chamber Maid can assist me anytime! 😉
E=Mc2 is a lot!
I’ve been thinking about Einstein’s E=mc2 Presume 1Kg wood (m)Presume c = 299 792 458 metres per secondTherefore c2 = 89875517873681760 m/s (v)E=mc2 = 1 x c2 = c2. Convert to joules of energy (KE = 0.5m X v2)KE = 4.0388043565312E+33 JKE = 4038804356531200000000000000000000 J Convert J to TNT equivalent.9.6529740834876E+23 Tons Of TNT965 297 408… Continue reading E=Mc2 is a lot!
A Good Swear To Start
Recently Anthony Albanese and his Ministers were sworn in.Does that mean they needed to swear before they began their duties?Thats not a good start is it?
Watching Others Watching Others is Popular
I have noticed the rise of programs that have people either watching TV or watching watching movies.It doesn’t matter how they are watching these programs, people watching TV via a local program called Googlebox, or people watching movies via youtube. Some examples include: (and no I’m not giving you the URL’s)I am a SOBBING MESS… Continue reading Watching Others Watching Others is Popular
The Journey Begins
I support Free Speech. What is Social Commentry? “Social commentry is an element of a narrative that levels a comment — usually a critique — on societal issues or general society as a whole. Any issue relating to or ingrained aspect of a society can be a target. The presentation of social commentary can range… Continue reading The Journey Begins
Sesame Street monsters are nice
When I was a kid I used to watch Sesame Street.I liked Burt and Ernie but I especially liked the monsters.Monsters included: The Count, Mr. Snufiluficus, Cookie Monster, Groucho and Big Bird. Now of course, dear reader, these monsters must’ve been nice because we wouldn’t want monsters to be scaring the kids. Knowing this, it… Continue reading Sesame Street monsters are nice
How the Covid-19 Vaccine Works
Whilst I disclaim I am not a Doctor, I would like to present a short summary of how I believe the vax works, it’s ingredients and other misc. information. The critical ingredient of the vax a piece of mRNA genetic material that instructs the body to make a particular type of protein (called a spike… Continue reading How the Covid-19 Vaccine Works
The truth is good for some, but not for others…
Some say telling the truth will always make things better.Well allow me to tell you a story otherwise.I was coming out of a late night eatery, and, per chance, I happen to begin following two young girls.One of them said “I hope you aren’t following us”. Telling the truth I said “Yes”.A short time later,… Continue reading The truth is good for some, but not for others…