Appropriate Cat Calls

It is suggested that cat calls are inappropriate.I call my cat all the time – whats wrong with that? But, my cat calls me.Particularly when he wants a pat or food. What I then call him is…Inappropriate.

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Cow Butt Plugs

PROBLEM: It is alleged that cow farts damage the the ozone layer.SOLUTION: Stick butt plugs up cow’s asses. PROBLEM: They will eventually explode.SOLUTION: “Rustic” cuts of meat.

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Belly Button Business

I’ve always wondered why I have a belly button.If it is a “button”, it must do something.Ahhh… I know… Press a girl’s belly button and you’ll get a sigh.Press a boy’s belly button and you’ll get a smack in the mouth. Here endith the lesson.

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I wish upon an…infinite

Should we come across a lamp (and the obligatory genie), we would want our 3 wishes. Stuff like a nice car, a million dollars and pay no taxes forever would be on your list. But I would only want ONE wish (and it’s not world peace): I would wish for an infinite wishes. Cheers.

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Teens’ favourite words

It is alleged that female teens’ (13-19 age) two favourite words are“like” and “oh my god”.Like, omg, is that true?

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A Sticky or Non-Sticky Date?

At an unnamed restaurant, I spotted a Sticky Date Pudding advertised on a poster.I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer a “Sticky” date.Preferably during the date, but not after the date. Happy dating!

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Family Phone Fun

(Long time, no write, but I’m still around :)) At an unnamed local coffee shop, I observed a family (of 2 adults and 2 pre-teen kids) having lunch. They had lunch with donuts to finish…. very nice! The thing I wish to comment on is that ALL of them were interacting with their phones during… Continue reading Family Phone Fun

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Today’s Definition

Psychology – Refers to the study of the mind.Radiology – Refers to the study of the radio.

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“Hold ya’ Horses”

I have always wondered where this phrase originated. A thought I have had is as follows:I am sure, dear reader, you remember the Old West, where we had cowboys huddled over a night campfire (attempting to keep warm from the bitter cold) and the horses close by (to the cowboys) to deter theft.Further, you can… Continue reading “Hold ya’ Horses”

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