PROBLEM: It is alleged that cow farts damage the the ozone layer.SOLUTION: Stick butt plugs up cow’s asses. PROBLEM: They will eventually explode.SOLUTION: “Rustic” cuts of meat.
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Belly Button Business
I’ve always wondered why I have a belly button.If it is a “button”, it must do something.Ahhh… I know… Press a girl’s belly button and you’ll get a sigh.Press a boy’s belly button and you’ll get a smack in the mouth. Here endith the lesson.
I wish upon an…infinite
Should we come across a lamp (and the obligatory genie), we would want our 3 wishes. Stuff like a nice car, a million dollars and pay no taxes forever would be on your list. But I would only want ONE wish (and it’s not world peace): I would wish for an infinite wishes. Cheers.
Teens’ favourite words
It is alleged that female teens’ (13-19 age) two favourite words are“like” and “oh my god”.Like, omg, is that true?
A Sticky or Non-Sticky Date?
At an unnamed restaurant, I spotted a Sticky Date Pudding advertised on a poster.I don’t know about you, but I’d prefer a “Sticky” date.Preferably during the date, but not after the date. Happy dating!
Family Phone Fun
(Long time, no write, but I’m still around :)) At an unnamed local coffee shop, I observed a family (of 2 adults and 2 pre-teen kids) having lunch. They had lunch with donuts to finish…. very nice! The thing I wish to comment on is that ALL of them were interacting with their phones during… Continue reading Family Phone Fun
Today’s Definition
Psychology – Refers to the study of the mind.Radiology – Refers to the study of the radio.
“Hold ya’ Horses”
I have always wondered where this phrase originated. A thought I have had is as follows:I am sure, dear reader, you remember the Old West, where we had cowboys huddled over a night campfire (attempting to keep warm from the bitter cold) and the horses close by (to the cowboys) to deter theft.Further, you can… Continue reading “Hold ya’ Horses”
Corona Virus is shitty?
I understand wearing a mask will help prevent the spread of the virus. But whats with the toilet paper? Morals of the story…“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”Abraham… Continue reading Corona Virus is shitty?
Keep your JOB and you keep me
Woman (to Man): “ya gotta have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me.”