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When I was young and I misbehaved I was sent to my room.Now, with all the electronic distractions, (like TV, playstation,PC, phone, music) in my room, I misbehave ALL the time.

“And these childrenthat you spit onas they try to change their worlds,are immune to your consultations.They’re quite awareof what they’re going through…”

Jeremiah was a bullfrog,He was good friend of mineI never understood a single word he saidBut I helped him drink his wineBecause he always had some mighty fine wine,Sing it now Joy to the world, all the boys and girls nowJoy to the fishes in the deep blue seaAnd joy to you and me And… Continue reading Jeremiah was a bullfrog

Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. ————————————————————————————————-“I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”Naked Gun 2 1/2: The… Continue reading Frank Drebin Quotes

Everyone appreciates your honesty until you are honest with them.Then you’re an asshole. —- CREDIT: George Carlin

Have you ever noticed when a bank is being robbed by bad guys,no customers actually enter the bank during the robbery?

At a unnamed University’s gym I saw a sign. It read “Spin Room”.So, whats the story with this? Ya come outta the shower and jump in the “Spin Room” then“spin” the water off of ya? I tell ya’ I’ll be leaving more than water in the Spin Room after the 8 curries I had the… Continue reading Spin Dry at Gym