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Ready for your internal exam?

You’ll note in the image that the show “Sex Box”is on the TV Sat 27th April 2019. I ask you dear reader whether this program is appropriate for this channel.

Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their words had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by,… Continue reading Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night…. A Poem by Dylan Thomas.

I picture me, taking a picture of a picture of a person taking a picture of another person IN a picture. Well….. picture that.

Selling ice-cubes to Eskimos. Don’t forget the yellow ice cubes….

“Come in, come in” said the psychiatrist. “Take a seat and WE will be with you in a moment”.I looked around.Only the psychiatrist and myself were present in the room….

I do not have a mobile phone. I don’t want one, I don’t need one.I refuse to buy a phone and pay the fees just in case someone mightring me. So how do you get in touch with me? Send me a fax.

Knowing that I have stubbed my big toe on a piece of furniture, a response has been to swear.You, of course, dear reader, are more disciplined and would not swear. Suffice to say MY swear jar is full. Now I have to take it down the bank. FUCK!

Sometimes, at a dentist office, the dentist will apply a gas that will deaden the pain of an operation.This gas sometimes loosens the tongue. This is a problem for a voluntary Tourettes syndrome sufferer.