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Olive OIL come from olives therefore baby OIL comes from?

This campaign slogan “Dare to be Different” wasn’t very successful. I wonder why?

A sandwich bar makes sandwiches, a coffee bar makes coffee, a juice bar makes juice therefore a milk bar makes milk. Sounds logical to me.

In order to deter persons from obtaining cash from my bankcard, I have implemented a very long Personal Identification Number. This number is 8 digits long! This, of course, does not deter a person from obtaining goods or services less than $100. This, in itself, is a concern, but I digress… How did I do… Continue reading My PIN is……

There’s a hole in the bucket,Dear Liza, dear Liza,Then mend it, dear Henry,Dear Henry, mend it. With what shall I mend it,Dear Liza, dear Liza?With a straw, then, dear Henry,Dear Henry, with a straw. If the straw is too long,Then, dear Liza, dear Liza?Then cut it, dear Henry,Dear Henry, cut it. With what shall I… Continue reading Holy Martha

In deepest, darkest places of your home, they live. When it is dark, they slink, they pitter patter as they walk across the room.They live in the cupboard, in the food hamper, in the food and sometime in the fridge.Why do cockroaches live in the toaster or microwave?I would say because of the heat and… Continue reading Cockroach Toast

I attempted to obtain some assistance from an Advisor at an unnamed University. Suspecting that this Advisor did not hear me, I raised my voice.This act was sufficient enough to have the Advisor to ask me to leave AND call Security. I was so disgusted at this action that I attempted to “advise” the relevant… Continue reading There is no need to raise your voice.

It is the year 2019, and us mere mortals have supposedly learnt from past events. I say “supposedly” because very recently there was a mass killing in New Zealand. UPDATE The Killers Manifesto I understand the alleged persons reason for the killing. Let me be clear: Having an understanding of something does NOT mean that… Continue reading A Note About The NZ Tragedy – Updated With Killers Manifesto

Thanks for joining me. A few thoughts before I begin. Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth — Albert Einstein.Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. — Albert Einstein.Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its… Continue reading The Journey Begins