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Psychology – Refers to the study of the mind.Radiology – Refers to the study of the radio.

I have always wondered where this phrase originated. A thought I have had is as follows:I am sure, dear reader, you remember the Old West, where we had cowboys huddled over a night campfire (attempting to keep warm from the bitter cold) and the horses close by (to the cowboys) to deter theft.Further, you can… Continue reading “Hold ya’ Horses”

I understand wearing a mask will help prevent the spread of the virus. But whats with the toilet paper? Morals of the story…“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”Abraham… Continue reading Corona Virus is shitty?

Woman (to Man): “ya gotta have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me.”

When I was young and I misbehaved I was sent to my room.Now, with all the electronic distractions, (like TV, playstation,PC, phone, music) in my room, I misbehave ALL the time.

“And these childrenthat you spit onas they try to change their worlds,are immune to your consultations.They’re quite awareof what they’re going through…”

Jeremiah was a bullfrog,He was good friend of mineI never understood a single word he saidBut I helped him drink his wineBecause he always had some mighty fine wine,Sing it now Joy to the world, all the boys and girls nowJoy to the fishes in the deep blue seaAnd joy to you and me And… Continue reading Jeremiah was a bullfrog

Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. ————————————————————————————————-“I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”Naked Gun 2 1/2: The… Continue reading Frank Drebin Quotes